“Dear Poppy,

We’d love to invite you to Edinburgh. To stay in the most beautiful hotel, eat delicious food, take part in a gin tasting, experience something utterly magical and extraordinary that takes place underground, at night, that will give you goosebumps. With more gin. And eat a delicious breakfast while overlooking one of the best views of the city. Oh and there will also be cake.

You couldn’t get me on the train fast enough.